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clairenovac:
“ this looks like the reception desk of my mind
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clairenovac:

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

me watching people have fun with pokemon let’s go but not wanting to spend $60

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me: it’s not worth it. it;s not worth $60. in no world is the funny cartoon animal game worth $60

venasaur: *hopping around like a little frog*

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me:

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amatws:

moving to poptropica when tumblr shuts down

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black-diaspora:

alittledropofheaven:

junethetransbean:

at this point I think all of Tumblr’s staff needs to just be collectively fired and this site should scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up because holy shit

users: “ban the porn bots”

staff: *breaks the search function*

users: “Ban. The. Porn. Bots.”

staff: *tags suddenly stop working*

users: “Please just ban the fucking bots.”

staff: *fucks up recommendations entirely*

*app ends up being taken off the store for not banning the bots*

users: “all we ask is that you ban the bots. how fucking hard is this?”

staff, in all it’s benevolent wisdom: *starts randomly just deleting NSFW blogs left and right*

I don’t have the slightest idea how to code but at this point I’m 95% *I* could do better.

@staff , get your fucking shit together

Ban. The. Bots. Not. Actual. Users.

Yeah and can you have a specific department for fucking policing the child porn and beastiality blogs on here? I’m fuckimg traumatised from some of the content on those blogs, track down those people’s IPs and fucking prosecute them. It’s horrendous and you’re giving pedophiles and child molesters an easy, unregulated platform to congregate and communicate on. Jesus fucking christ

^^^ exactly! Why are these posts jut being deleted? Child pornography is not a mishap, it’s a crime and those posting it shoud be tracked, reported and prosecuted.

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i-am-a-fish:

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

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audio-sexual:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

anyone else think the new grinch is kinda…… hot?

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tell me you don’t feel even a hint of the raw sexual power emanating from this image

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s0ulluminati:

mjalti:

Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook

Big facts.

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kaijuno:

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

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yossiacar:

I’m posting this on tumblr mobile while I still can

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lex-evetta:

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geek-scientist:

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jane the virgin: portraying a bisexual man in a healthy relationship and slaying biphobes since 2017

It’s really interesting what she says “I can’t give you what a man can.” A lot of gay men avoid relationships with bi men because they worry that they can’t provide what a woman can. People, gay or straight, think that for a bi person the grass is always greener on the other side.

Straight men and lesbians have said the same. It’s insecurity rooted in the notion that bi people have all the options constantly at their fingertips AND are insatiable. We don’t choose a team, we choose a person. A failure to understand this mostly boils down to people not believing bisexuality is real.

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